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Archive » Science

October 8th, 2007
Broad Generalizations Usually Wrong, Study Shows
Sweeping generalizations commonly reported in the news media, on subjects ranging from science to health to politics, are usually misguided and can even be dangerous, a new study shows.
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February 24th, 2007
Experts Fear Outbreak of 'Cry Wolf Syndrome'
This devastating psychological disorder could soon become an emotional plague eating away at the fabric of America's families. Learn how anyone can become a victim - including you.
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November 21st, 2004
Doctors Say Self-Pity Is a Disease
The North American Psychology Association has concluded that self-pity is a disease, not a weakness or character flaw as many believe.
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July 26th, 2004
Study: Americans Shit Too Much
It's common knowledge that Americans eat too much, drink too much and don't read enough. In addition to those well-known vices, Americans also shit too much, a new study shows.
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April 15th, 2004
Scientists Discover 'Free Will' Gene
A team of scientists today enthusiastically announced the discovery of a gene that they say is responsible for giving human beings free will. If true, the discovery will change the way we think about humanity and freedom.
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January 8th, 2004
Mars Rover Will Tell Us: Are There Rocks and Dirt on Other Planets?
NASA's Spirit rover, which this week landed on Mars and began sending back high-resolution photos of the red planet, appear to show a breathtaking landscape of rocks and dirt as far as the eye can see. But scientists say we shouldn't jump to conclusions.
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November 4th, 2003
Scientists Announce New Advances in Keeping People Alive In Unconscious Vegetative State
New research and technological innovations are enabling doctors to keep their patients alive in an unconscious, vegetative state longer than ever before, experts say.
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October 30th, 2003
NASA Decides Failure Is An Option
Struggling to get back on track after the tragic Columbia accident and confronted with reduced funding and dwindling public support, NASA has decided that failure is now an option, the agency announced today.
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August 26th, 2003
Report Says Space Shuttle Columbia Still Unsafe
Expert Claims Orbiter Still Needs To Be Repaired, Lubed, Detailed
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August 17th, 2003
Researcher Says Stonehenge Is Model Of Female Genitalia; Has Never Seen Either
Study Characterizes Ancients As Troubled Loners With Unhealthy Sexual Obsessions
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February 5th, 2003
Space Shuttle Totaled; NASA Gets Points On License
Insurance Premiums Expected To Skyrocket; No Pun Intended
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January 28th, 2003
Study Shows One Hit Of Heroin A Day Is Good For You
Junk Not As Junky As Once Thought, But Experts Stress Moderation
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January 8th, 2003
Scientists Step Up Plans To Evacuate Earth
Motivated by frightening changes in the environment and global politics, scientists at the Global Earth Symposium today announced the launch of an international effort to speed up plans for humanity's evacuation of planet Earth.
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July 25th, 2002
Scientists Perfect the Wireless Video Camera
Astonishing New Technology Promises Security, Fun; But Some Fear Its Awesome Power May Fall Into the Wrong Hands
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April 2nd, 2002
Scientists Looking for Something New to Clone
Dwindling Supply of Non-Cloned Species Threatens Publishing Opportunities, Grants
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