John Bentley Clarkson, ex-convict and regular Confusion Road contributor, explains why we need to move beyond the past and look forward to the future.

An modern revolutionary talks about why downloading things you didn't pay for isn't about getting free stuff. It's about the children.

Convicted felon John Bentley Clarkson explains how Eastern spiritual thinking can help enlighten us about his recent killing spree.

A Confusion Road reader will fight to the death rather than allow her needlework to be dishonored.

Alleged fellon John Bentley Clarkson shows the courage to admit his mistakes—in this case, mistakes that led to an otherwise routine break-in going horribly awry.

An expectant father talks about one of the joys of being a parent - knowing that your precious child will one day help you recoup your original investment.

The Black Shoe Gang explains that robbing banks isn't about money or profit: it's about you, the customer.

Over the years, strangling has become more of a commercial venture than a true art form. John Bentley Clarkson, also known as the Friday Night Strangler, explains what strangling is really all about.

The day after his speech at the Democratic National Convention, Senator John Kerry reflects on what he said. Was he speaking as an unflagging, optimistic patriot - or was he just a little tipsy?

The 9/11 Commission releases its final report, striking fear in the hearts of terrorists throughout the world. One terrorist tells us how he feels. A rare glimpse into a terrorist's mind - and heart.

Michael Moore says that his Fahrenheit 9/11 is a political documentary. Critics say it's propaganda. Local resident Phil Roche says it's a psychedelic experience.

Presidential Advisor Karl Rove urges his team to put a positive spin on the death of the former President.

Local resident Gary Hill explains why he - and his penis - are not better off than they were four years ago.

The Muslim God talks about why he's so pleased with the brave jihadists who executed Nicholas Berg.

The passenger in seat 17A explains why determination and positive thinking are all that's needed to avoid a gruesome death.

Democratic Presidential candidate and Vietnam war veteran Senator John Kerry explains what today's soldiers are doing wrong.

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld explains why running the military and fighting a war in Iraq is not as fun and easy as it seems.

A working mother blasts President Bush for his failure to provide health care to 60 million Americans.

A concerned citizen speaks out on the right to choose.

Senator Thompson Brooks of the Congressional Black Alliance talks about 'extinction-level events,' and what they could mean for racial minorities.

A working mother expresses her relief that a public menace is finally going away - and her family can now sleep soundly at night.

In a special article, President Bush explains his longing for a battle of will and ability with an intellectual equal.

A Confusion Road reader talks about his lifelong streak of ill fortune.

Actor Tracy Morgan gives a candid and highly offensive account of his heroic efforts to break into prime-time television.

The former Iraqi dictator describes his unsuccessful attempts to turn himself in to coalition forces.

A self-employed film critic explains why the best movie of all time is Peter Jackson's Return of the King. The thrilling three-minute trailer leaves no room for doubt.

An Iraqi insurgent curses President Bush for his brilliant Thanksgiving visit, a stroke of military and public relations genius.

A world-weary software professional explains that brains aren't enough to get ahead anymore.

A professional dancer gives her point of view

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A Confusion Road Reader Explains An Often-Neglected Computer Maintenance Task

A Special Article Contributed By President George W. Bush

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A Special Article Contributed By Bill Gates

Confusion Road Readers Speak Their Minds

A Special Article Contributed By President George W. Bush

Now that the dust has settled, I think it's time to sift through the wreckage; to figure out what we've all learned from this experience. Let's face it: I hated Gigli much more than you did.

Confusion Road Readers Speak Their Minds