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Archive » Pre-Obituaries

August 13th, 2004
Dick Cheney Dies, Denies Dying
Vice-President Dick Cheney died of a heart attack yesterday at age 63. A few hours later, a defiant but pallid-looking Cheney called an impromptu press conference vigorously denying his demise.
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June 10th, 2004
John Edward Dies, Can't Be Contacted
Psychic John Edward died unexpectedly yesterday at the age of 35. Even more unexpectedly, no one has heard a peep from him since.
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April 27th, 2004
'Dr. Phil' Shot Dead In Homicidal Rampage
Author and self-help guru 'Dr. Phil' McGraw was shot and killed by police today after going on a murderous rampage on the set of his television show, killing 12 and wounding four others. He was 53.
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July 4th, 2003
Alanis Morissette Dies Ironically
Music lovers around the world are in mourning this week for singer-songwriter Alanis Morissette, who died ironically on her 29th birthday.
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April 26th, 2003
Charlton Heston Dead At 78
Gun Pried From His Cold, Dead Hands
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April 18th, 2003
Olsen Twins Dead At 16
Budding movie stars killed in bizarre ferris wheel accident
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