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World Leaders Agree: Earth Has a Climate
World leaders emerged triumphantly from the historic environmental summit in Copenhagen, having agreed to a provisional, non-binding resolution declaring that the earth does, according to the best available scientific evidence, have a climate.
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Defective M&Ms Could Melt In Your Hands
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Candy manufacturer Mars, Incorporated went into overdrive mode today as it scrambled to recall millions of defective M&M™ candies manufactured in China that could melt in your hands, despite the chocolate confection's legendary protective shell.
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It's Time To Put My Five-State Killing Spree Behind Us
John Bentley Clarkson, ex-convict and regular Confusion Road contributor, explains why we need to move beyond the past and look forward to the future.

It's one-way road only. You need to choose your side. Please take a note that this step mom poject is a new one and needs execution. It help moms get their economical independency.

Our pawn with xxx is known for going against the rules in order to get the deal done.

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Obama Launches Economic Reassurance Plan
Trying to soothe the nation's jangled nerves, President Barack Obama has launched a "national reassurance plan" aimed at restoring faith in the economy. The centerpiece of the plan is a series of comforting speeches that Obama will give twice a day for the duration of the crisis.
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Bogus Trend Stories Taking Journalism By Storm
They can be surprising, amusing or downright terrifying, but they grab your attention with a tantalizing glimpse into the future. They're bogus trend stories, and more and more of them are appearing in the nation's newspapers, TV news shows and web sites.
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Stock Market Hits Lowest Level Since 1066
A key index of U.S. stock market performance dropped sharply again yesterday, reaching its lowest level since the Norman Conquest a thousand years ago. Economists say they see no sign of the market hitting bottom, while President Barack Obama offered much-needed words of encouragement.
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Broad Generalizations Usually Wrong, Study Shows
Sweeping generalizations commonly reported in the news media, on subjects ranging from science to health to politics, are usually misguided and can even be dangerous, a new study shows.
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Iran Threatens to Enrich Wheat Flour
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